USER SUBMISSIONS

>suddenly remember what i put on that disc i just ejected out of my computer and quickly take it off the spindle and toss it under my bed where my dad can't find it (it definitely wasn't chinese fart porn why you would you think that stop interogating me i thought this was a dentist appointment not a game of 50 questions seriously why are you so nosy stop talking to me get out of my life)

>wipe comedically large bead of sweat off my head with handkerchief and check my skaiet message from my gay chud friend "flackcaster289"

>look up handkerchiefs to buy on schmlamazon.com

>talk 2 insaneindustrialist…